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Knock, knock. Just
looking for little Dee.

2
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Hi, fig Newton.

3
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Oh, I see your pregnancy
is agreeing with you.

4
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Mostly in the hips.

5
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Oh, Phyllis. Always ready
with a clever pregnancy Barb.

6
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I'll be sure to return the
favor when you're with child...

7
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If I can get past the Ripley's
believe it or notcameras.

8
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What's in the bag?

9
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Something fun I thought
we could do together

10
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before the baby comes.

11
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Oh, you remembered!
You got us the joy luck club.

12
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Even better... birthing videos!

13
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I got here comes baby,

14
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the crowning moment,

15
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and don't look down: A
mother's guide to surviving labor.

16
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Oh, wow. Lucky us. Hey, Mona...

17
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Before you ask, I'm busy.

18
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

19
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪

20
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the joy ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

24
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

25
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪

26
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

28
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

29
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Good morning, music people.

30
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Camille, I gotta tell you,

31
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it's so good to finally
have someone around here

32
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with a fashion sense
unlike... The norm.

33
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Hey, the norm is on a budget.

34
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And has a divine sense of style.

35
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Thank you, Camille.

36
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Hey, don't we still
owe you a final payment

37
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for the cover shot
you did of adonniss?

38
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I'm not sure, so
I'm gonna say "yes."

39
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Spencer, I'll stop
by your office

40
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when I'm done at
the art department.

41
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Mwah!

42
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Mwah!

43
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I always love that third one.

44
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Now, say something nasty.

45
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Not here.

46
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I'm not a dirty
little schoolgirl.

47
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But if you were,
what would you say?

48
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You're all twisted.

49
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I'll see you later, honey pot.

50
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All right.

51
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Honey pot?

52
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'Cause I'm sweet
and lickable, a'ight?

53
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Oh, is that why you missed
the meeting this morning?

54
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What meeting? Nobody
told me about a meeting.

55
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That's 'cause we have it
every Monday morning.

56
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They probably assumed
you knew by now.

57
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Guess it's not gonna look
too good when I duck out early.

58
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Oh, we don't have to
be at bar deluxe till 10:00.

59
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Chris Pierce is the closing act.

60
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Yeah. About that...

61
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Uh-oh! That's your
"something bad's a'comin'" tone.

62
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Followed by your, "I should
have said something sooner,

63
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but I'm a doofus" move.

64
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What up, Spence?

65
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Camille's taking
me to a wine tasting.

66
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This is the third time this
month you've canceled on me.

67
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Do you want to sign
this group or what?

68
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Adam, is this fair?

69
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I.t.c.! Invisible
till commercial!

70
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Come on, Mona. Just let
me slide one more time.

71
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I'll make it up to
you, I promise.

72
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Fine. I'll just go without you.

73
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Have a good time with Camille.

74
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Thanks. You know
you're my girl, right?

75
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Put a sock in it, honey pot.

76
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I hate going to clubs by myself.

77
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Do you know how
pathetic it looks?

78
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No, but I'm picturing you,
and you're right. It is sad.

79
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Hey, hey, hey. You
want to hang out tonight?

80
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Hmm. A last minute "you'll
do, 'cause I'm desperate" date?

81
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Seems just like
prom all over again.

82
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We can stop by the gap and
check out the cute new salesman.

83
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I'll be moussed
and ready by 8:00.

84
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Hello, hello. Sorry I'm late.

85
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Late? Ooh, what's going on?

86
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I'm turning your old bedroom
into the baby's nursery,

87
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so I had a few of
your things packed up.

88
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Ok, all of your things.

89
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Wait! The nursery?! Why my room?

90
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Well, it's closer to
the nanny's bedroom,

91
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and the furthest away from mine.

92
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I adore my little lump of love,

93
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but mommy needs 8 hours
of shut-eye to shine, dear.

94
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You saved all your
childhood crap?

95
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I sold all mine for
Duran Duran tickets.

96
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You seem shocked, dear.
Didn't we talk about this?

97
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Uh... no.

98
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Oh, my. I'm afraid
that's my fault.

99
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This pregnancy has added
100 things to my to-do list,

100
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and I swear, if I don't write
it down, it won't happen.

101
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Oh! I did write it down
and it still didn't happen.

102
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Oh, boo.

103
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Don't worry about
it, mom. It's fine.

104
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Thank you, dear.

105
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Now, I really must scoot

106
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if I'm going to make my
pregnancy yoga class.

107
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If I don't get there early,

108
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the hefty third-trimester girls
take up all the mirror space.

109
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What am I gonna
do with all this?

110
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You could start by
returning some library books.

111
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Are you there, god? It's me,
margaretis 10 years overdue.

112
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Hey! It's my baby
adorable doll sissy!

113
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I remember that damn doll.

114
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You talked to her more
than you talked to me.

115
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Sissy says don't
touch that, Mona.

116
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It costs a lot of money.

117
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Why do you spend so much
time with that stupid doll anyway?

118
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Because she's nicer than you,

119
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and she doesn't
bend my fingers back.

120
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What's that, sissy?

121
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Sissy says, "I'm
pretty, and you stink."

122
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That dumb doll can't talk.

123
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Sorry. I'm wrong.

124
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Sissy says, "ouchie."

125
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What? Sissy had
a very weak neck.

126
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No, mom,

127
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it's fine if you have to miss
my moot court competition.

128
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After all, I only gave
you 5 weeks notice.

129
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Of course,

130
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the nursery painter's
schedule is more important.

131
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Well, good luck with the
adventures of cocomural.

132
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Bye.

133
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Hey, hey! I don't need special
sauce and 409 on my burger!

134
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Sorry.

135
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[Whistling]

136
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Ok. You're obsessively cleaning.

137
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Something's wrong? What?
Miss the annual Prada sale?

138
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Prada doesn't go on sale, Mona.

139
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Problems with law school?

140
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Please! Some torts, some writs,
object, sustain. Piece of cake!

141
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Gain a pound?

142
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I work in ounces, and no.

143
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Wait a minute. Are your worried

144
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about being edged
out by the baby?

145
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Come on. I'm a grown woman.

146
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It's just developing a head.

147
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I mean, what do I care if
the baby's getting my room

148
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and all my mom's free time?

149
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Yeah. I can see you're
completely fine with it.

150
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Sure am! This baby is bringing

151
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nothing but joy
into all of our lives.

152
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You done with this?

153
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♪ Is it true what they say ♪

154
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♪ about the way that
we're livin' our lives? ♪

155
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♪ It's not right, out
of sight, out of mind ♪

156
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♪ as we rape mother earth
for all that she's worth ♪

157
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♪ before it's too late ♪

158
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♪ stones we set to a-layin'
with our fists in the midst ♪

159
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♪ the people resist ♪

160
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♪ prayin' for one more day ♪

161
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♪ this should be a
good time to be living ♪

162
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♪ now would be a great
time to start giving ♪

163
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♪ before it's too late ♪

164
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♪ this should be a
good time to be living ♪

165
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♪ stop taking and start giving ♪

166
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♪ before it's too late ♪

167
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♪ for one more day ♪

168
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♪ for one more day ♪

169
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I think they're awesome.

170
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Do you think we
should try to sign them?

171
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How the hell should I
know? I answer phones.

172
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Sorry. Force of habit. I
keep thinking you're Spencer.

173
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I can see the confusion.

174
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You know, since we're
both tall, buff, and black.

175
00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:07,012
Adam, who are all those
strangers in our vip seats?

176
00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:11,185
That's jahmal, Shawn, Brendan,
and Vincent, my new crew.

177
00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:14,103
I make friends fast
when I serve up cristal.

178
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Aren't you the big spender?

179
00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,063
No, you are. I put this
on the delicious tab.

180
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Gotta love the perks.

181
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I don't know. Something's off.

182
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What do you think?

183
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I couldn't agree more.

184
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Perfect!

185
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Sissy: Move
furniture all you want.

186
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You're still not
the baby anymore.

187
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Nah.

188
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Sissy: You heard me.
You're being replaced.

189
00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:07,292
Mona, I think something's
wrong with me.

190
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:11,292
I've known that for 23 years.

191
00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,726
I'm serious!

192
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,553
I can tell.

193
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,621
I haven't seen you without
full makeup since you were 10.

194
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,563
That wasn't my fault.

195
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,465
The doctor wouldn't let me wear
foundation over my chicken pox.

196
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,171
Can we focus on what
I'm going through now?

197
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,699
Sorry. You were saying...

198
00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:30,792
Last night, I had a bit of
a mental episode of sorts.

199
00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,794
Like, you think
you're going nutso?

200
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,577
Not my words, but yes.

201
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,272
I know this sounds looney,

202
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:41,279
but I swear I heard sissy
talking to me last night,

203
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:45,023
and not in that good, "you're
pretty, Mona stinks" way.

204
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,456
Hey, if you're gonna
clean with 409 and pine sol,

205
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,723
you gotta open some windows.

206
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,676
Mona, I didn't know what
to do and you weren't home,

207
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,416
so I just sat
frozen in a corner,

208
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,766
staring at the doll.

209
00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,246
Why?

210
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,725
'Cause I was
thinking, if it can talk,

211
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:04,166
it can walk to the
kitchen and get a knife!

212
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,000
And I haven't slept a wink!

213
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,275
I mean, that's
why I look like...

214
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,394
A hot mess.

215
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,960
Again, not my words, but yes.

216
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,789
I don't know what to do.

217
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:19,787
Well, it sounds like you had
some sort of psychotic break,

218
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,060
which makes me
think of my mother.

219
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,623
Your mom hears voices?

220
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,670
No, but she gets paid a
lot to help people who do.

221
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,575
You should talk to her.

222
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,370
You really think
she can help me?

223
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,854
She helped a guy who
thought he was a potato.

224
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,456
If she could get him to
take off his aluminum foil,

225
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,807
she can help you.

226
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,994
Well, thanks for sharing your
world with me... Yet again.

227
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,597
I always wanted to go to the
"skating to the oldies" night.

228
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,728
How fun was that?

229
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,000
Yeah, fun.

230
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,520
I especially love how they
suddenly reverse directions

231
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,407
in the middle of the song
and everyone charges at you

232
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,885
until you end up in
the middle of the ring,

233
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,085
clutching the carpet pole.

234
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,658
But when they
played like a virgin,

235
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,955
you were leading the pack.

236
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,101
I was skating for my life.

237
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,930
[Beep]

238
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,473
Hey, it's Spence. I'm
having sake with Camille

239
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,062
at this cool Sushi spot.

240
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,256
Thought you might want to
stop by. Call me back. Peace.

241
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,409
[Beep] Ooh!

242
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,237
Sake, Sushi, and other people.

243
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,594
Thank god.

244
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,105
Oh, we ain't going. I'm
not some charity case.

245
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,899
Oh, come on, Mona. It's
been you and me... a lot.

246
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,595
I should share you with others.

247
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,083
But I like just you and me.

248
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,162
Hey, I know. Let's go
to breakfast tomorrow.

249
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,821
I'm cool with the
busboy at Denny's,

250
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:32,335
and he'll give us the hookup
on real eggs and clean forks.

251
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,480
Darn. Tomorrow
doesn't really work for me.

252
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,783
I've got... Church.

253
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,787
Oh! I really need
to go to church.

254
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,306
What church do you go to?

255
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:48,929
The church of believers
in fellowship amen.

256
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,452
It's kind of an
underground thing.

257
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,357
Well, that sounds
like something...

258
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,801
No. No visitors allowed.

259
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,108
Well, then, how about we...

260
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,803
Why don't we
just play it by ear?

261
00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:01,591
You know, no plans. Just
come what may. Ok. See ya.

262
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,899
Now, are you sure
you're ready for this, ma?

263
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,596
I'm a professional.

264
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,493
I've worked with lots bigger
nut cases than your sister.

265
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,781
I've got my tape
recorder, my tissue,

266
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,342
and my reconditioner.

267
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,209
Looks like a rubber band to me.

268
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,960
It is, but I don't get paid
$100 an hour to call it that.

269
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:22,962
It's an exercise in self-help
I use on my patients.

270
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,006
See, they snap the rubber band

271
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,722
to keep them from making
negative statements.

272
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,546
And since Dee Dee will
be talking about her mother,

273
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:32,493
I need to be open-minded
and objective about that... That...

274
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,447
[Snap]

275
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,146
Big-headed wig-a-saurus.

276
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,004
Hey, sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't.

277
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:42,759
Can I see a copy
of your diploma?

278
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,459
Hello! Ready?

279
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,327
I've never been to
a therapist before.

280
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,588
I hope I'm dressed right.

281
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,900
You're dressed very casual-sane.

282
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,378
And I just want it noted,

283
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:57,168
for once, I'm not the
one who needs the help.

284
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,604
Dee Dee.

285
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,962
Ok. Fix me.

286
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,874
You're not crazy enough
to lie down. Sit up.

287
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,181
Oh, good.

288
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,527
God, can you imagine
what my mom would say

289
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,877
if she knew I were here?

290
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,057
[Snap]

291
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,843
I'm sure she would
be very supportive.

292
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,188
Now, Dee Dee, I thought a lot
about our session on the phone.

293
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,239
We all have challenges in life,

294
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,935
and this new baby,
it's one of yours.

295
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,983
But my mom and everyone else

296
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,940
seems so comfortable
about the baby,

297
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,898
so sure about it,
and I'm just not.

298
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,688
Well, that's because
you're used to being

299
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,992
the center of attention
in your parents' life.

300
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,429
But now, you're gonna
have to share that spotlight.

301
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,517
Look, I know dealing
with change is hard,

302
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,827
and it can manifest
itself in unusual ways.

303
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,785
Like hearing a doll talk?

304
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,013
Dee Dee, that doll didn't talk.

305
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,013
That was just you
talking to yourself,

306
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,445
and it was obviously
triggered by stress.

307
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,232
It's perfectly natural.

308
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,486
So I'm gonna be ok.

309
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,188
Absolutely.

310
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:06,106
Then, can I ask you about
this dream I keep having?

311
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:10,153
See, I'm being chased
down this endless hallway

312
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,290
by a dwarf with
Louis Vuitton skin.

313
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,254
What do you think that means?

314
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,465
It means you
better lie back down.

315
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,351
Now, this dwarf, does
it look like your father?

316
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,308
So, did she fix you?

317
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,360
I think so.

318
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,785
Your mom says I've been

319
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,842
suppressing my
feelings about the baby,

320
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,017
so now I need to express myself

321
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,893
without fear of repercussion,

322
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,535
and in that spirit of healing,

323
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,068
I hate your skirt.

324
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,548
Why does your
healing have to hurt me?

325
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,513
It's a process. Work with me.

326
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,076
And I still have some
guilt about being so petty.

327
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,432
Dee Dee, it's ok to
feel what you feel.

328
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:08,522
You're a little old to feel what
you feel, but you still feel it.

329
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,823
I had the same emotions
when you were born.

330
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,000
Really?

331
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,555
Oh, yeah.

332
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,441
I remember the first
time I laid eyes on you,

333
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,964
you were all cute and sweet

334
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,047
with the prettiest head
of hair you'd ever seen,

335
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:24,786
till I cut it all off with my
big bird safety scissors.

336
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,750
You always told
me that the hair fairy

337
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,708
made it fall out
'cause I was bad.

338
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:34,373
Yeah, but now I think you're
old enough to know the truth.

339
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:39,204
- Your cat didn't run away.
- What?!

340
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,246
All right. What's
wrong with you?

341
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,683
You haven't returned my
calls, answered my pages,

342
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,620
you haven't even dropped
by my office to check on me.

343
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,972
I mean, how do you
know I'm not dead

344
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,651
under my desk or something.

345
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,302
Because you keep
calling and paging me.

346
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,297
What did I do now
that I didn't know I did

347
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,050
that I should be
sorry for doing?

348
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,792
Everything's not about you.

349
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,702
I do have a life that doesn't
revolve around Spencer Williams,

350
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,788
believe it or not.

351
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,436
Believe it not!

352
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,191
Mona's been using
me to fill her schedule

353
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,252
because you're too busy and
she has no one else to play with.

354
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,234
That's not true. Adam,
I hang out with you

355
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,800
because we have fun together.

356
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,586
Mona, I'm small, I'm thin.
I don't have the sheer bulk

357
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,982
that Arnold
schwarz-negro here does.

358
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,496
You can't lean
on me. I'll break.

359
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,350
Now, you kids clear the
air and leave me out of it.

360
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,834
Unless there's something
juicy, in which case,

361
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:29,084
I'd like to be kept abreast.

362
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,382
So, what's up with you?

363
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,117
Why haven't we been
doing anything lately?

364
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,648
'Cause you've been
busy with Camille.

365
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,011
Well, you've been
busy with Adam.

366
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,561
Well, I've only been
busy with Adam

367
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,167
because you've been
busy with Camille.

368
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,618
Well, I've been
busy with Camille '

369
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,044
cause we've been, you
know... Busy getting busy.

370
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,871
You got me there. Adam
won't even slow dance with me.

371
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,402
Look, just because
I have a girlfriend

372
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,574
doesn't mean
you're not still my girl.

373
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,991
You know you can
always count on me.

374
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,931
I know that. It's
just... I miss you.

375
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,625
And I'm torn between being
happy for you and sad for me.

376
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,755
Hey, this being in love
thing is new to me, too.

377
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,758
But we'll find a balance.

378
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,460
Wow! You're in love with her?

379
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:11,768
And here I was being petty,
trying to replace you with Adam.

380
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,156
Yeah. About that...

381
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:17,729
You might want to
raise the bar a little.

382
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,819
I've finally found the
macgillvray birthing video.

383
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,518
I've been so looking
forward to this.

384
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:25,695
Now, this really shows the
beauty of natural childbirth.

385
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,183
Oh...

386
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,053
[Woman screams]

387
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:37,669
Wow! They really cut
to the chase, don't they?

388
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:40,102
[Woman screams]

389
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,888
I think we know how this ends.

390
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:47,625
Yeah. That's right. You've
been through this before, with me.

391
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,588
Yes, but back then
when you gave birth,

392
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,457
you weren't expected
to be involved.

393
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:55,118
You just laid back and let the
tranquilizers work their magic.

394
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,734
Mom, I need to talk to
you about something.

395
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,725
It's about the baby.

396
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,297
I just think it's
important for us

397
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,605
to be completely open
about our feelings.

398
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,172
Oh, thank goodness.
I have so much to say.

399
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,700
You do?

400
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,313
I know on the outside,

401
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,663
I am the spitting image
of Polish and perfection,

402
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,833
but underneath,
I'm scared to death.

403
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,439
You are?

404
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,920
Oh, yes. And mostly, I
worry about your father.

405
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,450
He has a bad heart,
bad knees, bad back.

406
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,875
The man's falling apart.

407
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,501
How is he gonna push a swing?

408
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,582
I'm sure daddy will be fine.

409
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,801
And then there's me.

410
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,070
I don't think I have it in me

411
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,852
to do this all over again.

412
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,766
I mean, yesterday, I nodded
off in the saks dressing room.

413
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,462
If it wasn't for my
cell phone ringing,

414
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:40,640
I still might be perched
there in my la Perla half-slip.

415
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,771
That is kind of scary.

416
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,430
And my social circle.

417
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,394
I mean, we bond over
foreign travel and fine wine,

418
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,134
not nipple confusion
and gymboree.

419
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,916
I know I should just be
thankful for this blessing.

420
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,444
I'm ashamed for
feeling so selfish.

421
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:02,048
Mom, you're human. It's
ok to feel what you feel.

422
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,931
If only I could have a
drink to numb the guilt...

423
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:10,275
Or at least a Botox
shot to hide the worry.

424
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:14,678
Now, what were
you gonna say, dear?

425
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,502
It's not important now.

426
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,240
What is important
is that this child

427
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,511
is going to change all
of our lives for the better.

428
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:25,335
We'll adapt, and we'll
get through it together.

429
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,505
I love you so much.

430
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,001
Sometimes I wonder if
I can love another child

431
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,352
as much as I love you.

432
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:35,352
I think you've got
enough to go around.

433
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,955
You're a good
daughter, you know that?

434
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,216
And I'm gonna be an
even better big sister.

435
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,439
Heck, with your narcolepsy
and daddy's bad bones,

436
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,659
this child's gonna need me.

437
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,626
Hey, Mona, I'm free.
Wanna hang out?

438
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,503
Sorry. I already have plans.

439
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,984
Oh. With who?

440
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,944
Oh! Hi, honey pot.

441
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,033
Mona and I are off
for a girls' night out.

442
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,202
No blokes allowed.

443
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,198
Yeah. See you later, bloke.

444
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,860
Well, I'll just call
some of my road dogs,

445
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,945
and we'll get our
own party started.

446
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,604
[Muttering]

447
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,741
Adam?

448
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,131
Spencer.

449
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,647
What's up?

450
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,580
So, after your nails dry,
you want to hang out?

451
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,222
Spencer from work, man!

452
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,208
Whoo-hoo! Hee hee hee!

453
00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:54,808
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